Super Frat

You know with this new movie, Heaven is for Real, I got to thinking what I would imagine would be in heaven if it existed.  It’s a tough list to pair down to ten, bros.

1.  Beer rivers

2. Bong trees

3. Hot dog rain

4.  Perfect titties everywhere

5.  Flying televisions

6.  Free movie theaters

7.  Every sporting event ends in triple OT

8.  No Comcast

9.  Free escorts

10.  No paintball, because there you can use real guns since bullets don’t hurt.