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FCC Pretends to Care About Internet

More Powerful Country Threatens Less Powerful Country

Off Color Joke in the Making

Newspaper Pretends It’s Still Relevant

Glory Days Don’t Always Pass You By

Rockstar Bored

Cereal 50% Delicious

Cat Doesn’t Like Dog Touching His Stuff

Planet Probably Going to Shoot Someone

Man Needs Funner Toilet