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Turkish Supply of Cat Videos Saved

World War 3 Still in the Works

Cavity Creeps Can’t Hold Their Liquor

Rich and Powerful Guy Defends Other Rich and Powerful Guys

Horrible Government Worker Still Has Job

U.S. Officials Too Stupid To Resist Online Scam

Nerds Do Something Cool

Fat Scientists Have Break Through

Male Athletes Disgusting

CNN Doing Usual Bang Up Job