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Rocketeer Returns

Shitty Vacation Gets Way Shittier

Book Found That Gives Political Elites Power

Dexter’s Luggage Found

Holy Fucking Shit

Secret Organization About as Good at Keeping Secret as Archer

iPhone Screens to Get Really Small

Put Down the Donut, Fatty

Scientists Finish Another “No Shit!” Study

Man Makes Right Choice