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Now Gay People Can be Just as Unhealthy as Straights

Living South of the Border Sucks

Tone Deaf News Reporter Calls Little Girl Hideous

Politicians Pretend Airport Security Touching Your Junk Means Something

Government Lies About Economy

Chinese People Enjoy Explosions and Shiny Colors

Girl Updates Facebook and Pisses Everyone Off

Ocean Full of Plastic Shit

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Researchers Develop Test to Ruin High School