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Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die.  Today’s contestant is Pee-Wee Herman.  He’s a loner, a rebel.  Let’s see how he tweets.

@peeweeherman

July 9th:  “NATIONAL SUGAR COOKIE DAY!!! Put out a plate of sugar cookies, & they won’t be there long… http://www.vanillabeanbaker.com/national-sugar-cookie-day-usa/ … ”

Well, they’ll be there longer than chocolate chip, but not as long as oatmeal with raisin.

July 10th:  “WHO PUT THESE GIANT ARROWS IN THE DESERT?!?! https://roadtrippers.com/blog/who-put-these-mysterious-arrows-in-the-middle-of-the-desert … ”

Probably Reddit.  Or a very large Native American.

July 11th:  “TODAY IS CHEER UP THE LONELY DAY. Really. Put a smile on someones face! http://www.apartmentguide.com/blog/ways-to-cheer-up-the-lonely/ … ”

I think if you put out a better plate of cookies, you got it covered.

July 12th:  “82 Comics & Musicians On 1 Epic Comedy Album For Charity! ‘2776’ http://bit.ly/2776itunes  http://onekidoneworld.org/the-wait-is-over-the-star-studded-musicalcomedy-album-benefiting-okow-is-on-sale-now/ … ”

You AND Dick Cavett?  Sign me up!

July 13th:  “NATIONAL FRENCH FRIES DAY. Today. Get some Ketchup!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_fries … ”

Ooo, now you’re speaking my language.

July 14th:  “BASTILLE DAY! Vive la France! Vive la différence! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Storming_of_the_Bastille … http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2014/07/14/bastille-day-explainer-french-independence/12522863/ … ”

It’s impossible not to read this in Pee-Wee’s voice.

8 hours ago:  “Pee-wee’s Playhouse on Blu-ray! In Brilliant HD for the first time ever! http://amzn.to/1nDVggc  ”

Blu-Ray?!  That’s the word of the day!  Whooooooooaa!

Okay, let’s rate Pee-Wee’s Twitter.  I give him a 9 for Mustness (very consistent), a 9 for Style and a 9 for Insanity.  That’s an overall 9, but I round it up to 10 because Pee-Wee is just awesome.  Follow him.  Tell ’em Large Marge sent ya!  Hahahaha!

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