RewrittenNewsDeskWerewolf

Kanye Has a New Problem

People in NJ Have Too Much Time on Their Hands

The Dolphins of Springfield?

21 Gun Salute Not So Awesome

White People Finally Realize Police Suck

Google Car Takes Wrong Turn

Yeah, No Shit

But At Least He Got the Best Parking Space

Bushes Still Suck

Politician Probably Licks Crotch