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Rewritten Headlines: Syria to Government Labs

by tonyd on August 29, 2014 at 12:01 am

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U.S. Foreign Policy As Normal

Science is so God Damn Gross

Women Still Struggling With Friendship Concept

Newspapers Still Covering Bullshit

Americans Desperate for Jobs

Google to Start Bombing People

Fish Are Coming to Get You

Politicians Anxious to Start World War 3

Frat Boys Major in Archaeology

Government Inquires About How Fucked We All Are

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