Ten Things I Learned About Ebola
on October 6, 2014 at 12:01 am
1. I shouldn’t worry, because it’s not going to get to the United States.
2. The CDC has it all under control.
3. There is absolutely no risk in bringing patients infected with a deadly, contagious disease to major population centers.
4. And bringing the patients here is way smarter than sending the equipment and medicine there.
5. If someone is infected, any local hospital can quarantine them, no problem.
6. I shouldn’t worry because it’s not going to spread through Texas and beyond.
7. The homeless man that was exposed to the infected man is probably fine!
8. Just because there is almost nothing left of the experimental cure and that it might destroy your liver, is not worrisome at all!
9. There is no way that this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypse.
10. We are all perfectly safe!
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