Oct11
Ten Things I Expect to See at the New York Comic Con
on October 11, 2014 at 12:01 am
1. A $14 hotdog.
2. A Jedi with a stain on his outfit.
3. 50 or 60 Harley Quinns.
4. Kevin Smith eating a $14 hotdog.
5. A guy on a scooter who won’t stop saying “Excuse me! Excuse me!”
6. Nerds!
7. A guy in a skintight Deadpool costume that hasn’t sufficiently hidden his junk.
8. Several local news guys covering the con by only interviewing children and people in costume.
9. A comic book dealer flipping through a comic book and ignoring his customers.
10. B.O. hanging like a haze in the Javitz Center.
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