Ten Things I Expect During the Ebola Crisis
on October 18, 2014 at 12:01 am
1. Guys in labcoats apologizing on TV about once a week.
2. The TSA being more concerned with shampoo and other liquids getting on the plane rather that infected people getting off.
3. Several early chapters from Stephen King’s “The Stand” playing out in real life.
4. Guys in hazmat suits walking around assuring everyone there’s nothing to worry about.
5. Pundits explaining why they weren’t technically wrong when they said you couldn’t can’t Ebola without touching someone with it.
6. A hazmat suit for Christmas.
7. Being surrounded by cops after sneezing in a public park.
8. The drug store running out of hand sanitizer.
9. Spending quality quarantine time with the family.
10. The head of the CDC to resign sometime after the president gets Ebola.
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