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Woman Determined Not to be Inconvenienced

There’s This Country, Apparently

Countries Interact Without U.S. Fucking It Up

People Still Addicted to Caffeine

More Unemployed People Using Internet

Fox News Attacks New Holiday

Frog Ebola Hopping Around

FCC to Make Internet Suck

Bored Locals Hope for TLC Show

We’re All Gonna Die