Twitter in Focus: Chris Franjola
on November 26, 2014 at 12:01 amHey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus, where media comes to die! Today’s contestant is comedian, Chris Franjola. He’s funny on Chelsea lately, let’s see what he’s tweeting.
November 24th: “Just texted a dick pic to the Butterball hotline.”
Well, everyone needs a Thanksgiving Day tradition.
November 24th: “I am on Long Island on this week @ComedyGovs: Wed Nov 26 @ 8pm @ The Brokerage Bellmore for tix call 516 781 5233 or http://tickets.brokeragecomedy.com/event.cfm?id=352764 …”
Hope you enjoy. That’s where traffic begins in the U.S. You’ll be stuck on the L.I.E. til Spring.
21 hours ago: “Let’s not forget that Dancing With The Stars is on.”
Which makes only with…
19 hours ago: “America http://instagram.com/p/vz4Tb5FOuM/ ”
Yeah, that’s pretty much the news. “…and the children were brutally murdered…. Up next, puppies!”
17 hours ago: “Oh no- poor girl RT @THR: Ferguson: CNN Reporter Sara Sidner Hit by a Rock Live on Air http://thr.cm/cM1vgJ ”
I don’t know what’s worse. That it happened or that I watched a commercial to wait for the video to load to see it.
17 hours ago: “The bottom line here – @CNN and everything else aside- Two people lost their son – be a fucking human being.”
Human? But…ratings!
17 hours ago: “So maybe he was a rambunctious teenager – who wasn’t? Should he be dead? Something has gone wrong. Can’t we agree on that?”
Yeah, I think so too.
16 hours ago: “”Phew- Thanks Ferguson” – Bill Cosby”
Now’s his chance to retire and disappear, but he won’t.
16 hours ago: “I just think the world would be a better place if we didn’t shoot each other in the street. I could be wrong. Peace”
3 hours ago: “Dear Long Island – Not Rain, sleet, snow, rioting, traffic, will keep me from the show for tix call 516 781 5233 or http://tickets.brokeragecomedy.com/event.cfm?id=352764 …”
That’s all designed to keep you in once you’re stuck. Why do you think people live there?
3 hours ago; “Thanks coconut water: now I know what it’s like to blow an Almond Joy.”
Ugh. Gross.
Okay, let’s rate Chris’s tweets. A good bit of material here, which I like. Not much behind-the-scenes. Plugs, but also funny plugs. I give him an 8 for Mustness, a 9 for Insanity and a 9 for Style. That’s an overall score of 8.6. Follow Chris.
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