Twitter in Focus: Jason Alexander
on December 24, 2014 at 12:01 amHey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contestant is Jason Alexander, AKA: George Constanza from Seinfeld. He’s funny on the show, let’s see what he’s tweeting.
December 16th: “If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. ― Einstein I love this quote.”
That’s a pretty good quote. I also like “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
December 16th: “I had a joyous time recording this wonderful book. You might enjoy. https://mobile.audible.com/pd/Fiction/Elevating-Overman-A-Novel-Audiobook/B00R1UBOPC?s=s …”
You know, I could see the George Constanza character reading the “For Dummies…” books, only he gets frustrated half way through and just screams, “Forget it! Forget it!”
December 16th: “Happy Chanukah, my friends.”
What’s the Jewish version of Festivus, I wonder.
December 17th: “actually got into a discussion tonight on which was better – Quisp or Quake. Anyone remember? Anyone care? Anyone vote?”
Quake. Breakfast cereal makes a terrible video game.
December 17th: “I did a very funny, fun and poignant book on tape – Elevating Overman. If you’d like a copy, here t’is. https://itun.es/us/rDpX4 ”
That’s pretty sweet. How does the author make any money, I wonder? Commercials in the book?
December 17th: “Just wanted you all to know, Quisp totally p’owned Quake. And i agree with the voters :)”
Wow, people really love cereal.
December 18th: “Ah, the joys of sitting in a gastroenterologist office.”
Could be worse. You could be sitting in the penis doctor’s office.
December 19th: “What I Wish Sony Said and Did Read: http://tl.gd/n_1sjajla ”
Yeah, they’ll never do that. In my view, Sony’s first question was, “How can we make even more money on this?” Word is, NK probably wasn’t the hackers.
December 19th: “Yes, in my previous looooong tweet, the first sentence should refer to the leader of NORTH Korea, not South. Oops.”
Kind of like a twitter blog, I guess. It all comes back to Tumblr.
19 hours ago: “This may fall under “Jews don’t get it” but what is the deal with eggnog? What the hell am I drinking here?”
Liquid candy cane mixed with cream and booze. We goyim want to get drunk and get diabetes.
19 hours ago: “HAPPY FESTIVUS! May ur pole be straight, ur feats be strong & your grievances be few. With love from the Costanzas – Frank, Estelle, George”
I have grievances!
Okay, let’s rate Jason’s twitter. Some behind-the-scenes, no plugs and some decent links. I give him a 7 for Mustness, a 9 for Style and a 9 for Insanity. That’s an overall score of 8.3. Follow Jason.
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