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Hong Kong Streets Paved With Cash

We’re All Gonna Die

Cops Still Shooting Teenagers

Israelis on Naughty List

Unemployed Almost All Starved to Death

Evil Still Winning

Jealous People Create List

Climate Change Not All Bad

Jesus Christ!  What Kind of Fucking Crab is That?!

Androids Fertilized

Santa Sweating Down South