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Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die!  Today’s contestant is comedian, Dan Levy, let’s see what he’s tweeting.

@danlevy

December 22nd:  “Whoever does packaging for kids toys does not have kids.”

I don’t think they intend anyone to open them at all.

December 23rd:  “My parents are set in their way.”

What?  You mean like every other person over the age of 40?  Outrageous!

December 24th:  “Lost another chapstick.”

Now what will you leave for Santa?

December 24th:  “I wanna watch a show on HGTV about how the couples on HGTV got together.”

It’s amazing that there’s a whole channel dedicated to making me not watch it.

December 26th:  “Looking forward to seeing how many times I lose my wallet in 2015.”

Chapstick and now wallets?  You gotta get an intern, Dan.

December 28th:  “Just accidentally dropped the soap in the shower and laughed hysterically.”

If you did that in prison, you’d have a whole roomful of dudes laughing.

December 29th:  “Just saw a commercial for Wheel of Fortune incase we weren’t aware of Wheel of Fortune.”

Wheel of what?

December 29th:  “Not a lot of people talking about mapquest anymore.”

Exactly.  Thanks Obama!

December 31st:  “NYE and Halloween are the same thing. I get stressed out about what to do, end up eating too much candy, and dressing up as Rachel Maddow.”

Yes, but at least you’re drunk.

December 31st:  “2015 is gonna be my year! (That I finally find a parking spot at Trader Joes.)”

Sadly, more Prius and Teslas have been sold.  It will actually be harder in 2015 to out drive those hippies.

January 5th:  “Hang in there. Only a few more days of saying “happy new year!” and / or “how was your break?””

The key is, never talk to anyone.

January 5th:  “I will stop everything to click on a “where are they now” actor thingy.”

And that’s why that credit score company won’t leave you alone.

Okay, let’s rate Dan’s tweets.  Minimum plugs, tons of material—  Not bad.  I give him a 7 for Style, a 8 for Mustness and a 8 for Insanity.  That’s an overall score of 7.6.  Follow Dan.

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