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Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die!  Today’s contestant is Dana Snyder, voice of Master Shake and the Alchemist!  Let’s see what he’s tweeting.

@danasnyder

January 7th:  “Sweet drinks! Disgusting! http://instagram.com/p/xjphjzrxac/ ”

Well, at least it’s not sweet tea.

January 7th:  “Ok http://instagram.com/p/xjpoJjrxan/ ”

Sounds like something Master Shake would do.  Before the sexual harassment suit.

January 8th:  “We’re almost sold out to our party. Don’t get left out! A few tix left. I’ll be wearing a jumpsuit for crissakes! https://register.growtix.com/e/magic_city_comic_con …”

It’s your chance to be belittled live by Master Shake!  (That would be pretty funny.)

January 8th:  “Magic City Comic Con Schedule :: GROWTix http://fb.me/1C69VARLD ”

This weekend in Miami?  Nice!

January 9th:  “SF Sketchfest 2015: An Afternoon with ‘Venture Bros.’ with P… http://fb.me/3BEx9pdxv ”

Cool.  Nice bio of Dana there too.

January 10th:  “I just backed Krampus Beer Stein on @Kickstarter http://kck.st/1vK1z14 ”

Wait a minute.  Don’t you get part of that?  That definitely sounds like something Shake would do.

January 11th:  “http://fb.me/6vLWY7r0X ”

Taco Bill:  Make a Run to the Broader.

January 11th:  “http://fb.me/2yPIKMk3v ”

That.  Is.  Awful!

Okay, let’s rate Dana’s Tweets.  I can’t help but read this in Shake’s voice, so I would say that it’s awfully pissed off.  It’s pretty random, with a mix of plugs thrown in and not much explanation.  I give Dana a 7 for Mustness, a 9 for Style and a 9 for Insanity.  That’s an overall score of 8.3, which I will round up to a 9 for his Master Shake performance, then back down to an 8.3 for Granny on Squidbillies, but then back to a 9 for Shake.

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