Feb27

Rewritten Headlines: D.C. Pot to Underwear

by tonyd on February 27, 2015 at 12:01 am

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Doritos Sales to Skyrocket in Nation’s Capitol

Bullies Never Win

Alaska Government Against Boobies

South Korea Way Cooler Now

Government Reduces Douchebaggery

Scientists Fear Earth’s Farts

Brits to Get More Shaky and Forgetful

Weight Loss to Become Super Fast

Worst Date Ever Happens

Politician Gets Caught Up in Adjustment

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