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Rewritten Headlines: Magnum P.I. to Hippie Lawyer

by tonyd on March 20, 2015 at 12:01 am

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President to Move to the 80’s

Beverage Trying to Kill Us All

Comfort Food Also Trying to Kill Us

Crap Car Company Considers Crap Truck

Suge Knight to Pay Bail Out of Wallet

Greatest Desert Invented

Another Weird Thing About Japan

Politician Wants Pets to be Very Hungry

Shrimp to Start Zombie Plague

Hippie Attorney Needs to Get His Head Together

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