Ten Reasons Why I’m Probably Not Seeing the New Star Wars Film
on April 18, 2015 at 12:01 am1. The Phantom Menace
2. Attack of the Clones
3. Revenge of the Sith
4. Disney
5. Han Solo getting sappy in the trailer? “Chewie we’re home?” What happened to cantankerous Solo the smuggler?
6. Star Trek Into Darkness
7. Lost
8. The Phantom Menace
9. Attack of the Clones
10. Revenge of the Sith
Bonus Reason: Technically it should be called Star War. It’s only one war.