Apr22

Twitter in Focus: Mike Henry

by tonyd on April 22, 2015 at 12:01 am

Hey bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus, where media comes to die!  Today’s contestant is the voice of Cleveland, Mike Henry.  He’s funny on Family Guy, let’s see what he’s tweeting!

@bigpreesch

January 5th:  “Hilurrious// ”

Shh!  No one compare him to Lamont from Sanford and Son if he loses weight!

January 9th:  “So it looks like Pau Gasol isn’t on the Lakers anymore. And apparently Michael Jordan has retired. ?”

Wow, these are old tweets.

January 9th:  “Sexiest man alive ”

Ahh!  My eyes!  Can’t unsee that.

January 18th:  “Let’s hope the Seahawks win on a terrible call. ”

Would Vegas take that bet?

February 2nd:  “Lions out on bad call. Cowboys out on bad call. Packers blow it. Seahawks blow it. Brady handed MVP trophy. Papa John wins. ”

The important thing is, pizza won.

February 2nd:  “No matter how many times the NFL punches me in an elevator I will always come back. See you in September, you horrible, beautiful monster.”

Beautiful and sad.  I’m reading all these tweets in Cleveland’s voice btw.

February 2nd:  “Whew! I was very worried. Although she seems to have forgotten to wear pants… Imma pray for her. ”

Do famous people even need to wear pants?

March 14th:  “Let’s just say we’re having a good Saturday in Southern California. ”

Jeez, I figured with all that Family Guy money, you’d at least be able to afford fake friends with nipples.

March 24th:  “Hey Ted Cruz, God created you as a joke.”

Cruz is this election’s Rick Perry or Rick Santorum, I haven’t decided which.

April 2nd:  “Spent last night soaked in the music of David Lynch at the Ace Theater. An amazing artist and a great guy. ”

Were they songs about Twin Peaks and Erasurehead?

April 5th:  “Happy Easter!! ”

Ha!  I didn’t realize he did her voice too!  Awesome.

April 8th:  “It’s nice when someone doesn’t pick up after their dog and your daughter steps in it on the way to school. JK! It’s not nice. ”

Hey!  Don’t blame my dog for something I did, okay?!

April 17th:  “Proud to bring Sudan Lost Boy John Dau to speak at . His story is incredible. ”

Well, that’s nice.

Okay, let’s rate Mike’s tweets.  I give him a 6 for Mustness, a 9 for Insanity and a 9 for Style.  That’s an overall score of 8.  Follow Cleveland (a most underrated spinoff, I say).

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