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Scientists Are Douchebags

People Still Drink Sugar

Cop Enjoys Meat Ball

Politician Trying to Lose Election

Baltimore PD Finally Kill Enough People to Get Investigated

Grandma Gets Bigger Boost From Healthy Snack Than Anticipated

Congress Determined to Start World War 3

Scientists Are Awesome

Customers in McDonald’s Wait Really Long Time

Dog Finally Fetches

Pirates of the Caribbean Real