May30
Ten Things You Shouldn’t Do at a Barbecue
on May 30, 2015 at 1:17 am
1. Shave your legs.
2. Say “start the barbecue” instead of “eat barbecue” to anyone from the South.
3. Light fireworks from the grill’s fire.
4. Invite a vegan.
5. Press down on your hamburgers, squeezing out the delicious meat juice.
6. Forget to clean the pool, throw in some chlorine and hope for the best.
7. Drop hotdogs on the ground, dust them off and cook them anyway.
8. Paint your house so everyone can smell the fumes when they’re eating.
9. Forget to get enough ice.
10. Kick down the fence to your neighbor’s property because you invited too many people and then just let the barbecue spill into that yard and then deny it when your neighbor gets home, because you didn’t even invite him.
