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Jesus Robs House

Plumber Lies to Everyone

Dude Really Likes Birthday Cake

Nanny State Continues to Nanny

Rampant Secret Government Continues Oppression

Piece of Shit Plane Being Built Anyway

Li’l Sebastian Kidnapped

Man Carries Gun, No One Shot

Democrat Wants More Democrats to Vote

North Korea Steal Footage From YouTube

Spanish Fly Approved