Jun27
Ten Things You’ll Never See in a Superman Comic
on June 27, 2015 at 1:26 am
1. Jimmy Olsen flipping off the Man of Steel because he won’t fly him to work
2. Clark Kent watching porn at super speed
3. Perry White getting caught dating that hot intern at the Daily Planet
4. Lex Luthor just saying “Fuck it” and enjoying his money
5. Superman hurling the Comcast building into the sun
6. Clark Kent getting real drunk and accidentally flying home in his street clothes
7. Lois Lane offering Superman a two-fer with Wonder Woman
8. Superman capturing all the criminals in Gotham in under five minutes just to embarrass Batman
9. Metropolis firing most of its police force and municipal workers while pressuring Superman to “pick up the slack”
10. Superman’s Super Taint
