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Rewritten Headlines: Cobra to Salma Hayek

by tonyd on July 31, 2015 at 12:01 am

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Worst Apartment Showing Ever

Apparently, Everyone Hates Spammers

Receipt Manufacturer Sells Drugs Too

Anonymous Can Now Arm Itself

Comet Probe Finds Beer, Internet Porn and Pizza

Futuristic Weapon Loses Job

Pentagon Planning to Kill People in Any Weather

DEA Boss Still Too Stupid for Position

Plantaphile Caught

Hot Chick Says Something, But You Just Stare At Her Tits

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