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American Productivity to Plummet

Man Aroused by Car in Park

Man Holds GOP Hostage

Prison Guards Have New Thing to Confiscate

FBI Agents Desperate

Politician Votes “Yes” for Next World War

Wallace and Grommit Go for a Bite

Man Realizes Obvious Fact

Dog the Bounty Hunter in Big Trouble

Chalupas Become More Addictive