Twitter in Focus: Jenny Slate
on August 19, 2015 at 12:01 amHey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contestant is Jenny Slate, funny in so many things, but especially Parks & Rec and the Kroll Show. Let’s see what she’s tweeting.
15 hours ago: “I can’t describe what it’s like to see tiny ppl enjoy this type of music. Do they know what any of… https://instagram.com/p/6hvltOuqTg/”
Nah, it’s just their young little nerves getting accustomed to bad radio.
15 hours ago: “I forgot that I love Bonnie Raitt and im sorry and I will never forget it again #HaveAHeart”
You monster!
11 hours ago: “”What did they say? What did she say? What?” THIS IS THE MAJORITY OF FAMILY CONVO WHY CANT ANYONE HEAR ANYTHING?”
I’m guess, bad car acoustics.
10 hours ago: “Not to have perfect musical preferences but my favorite song is “The Diarrhea Song” by Everyone”
We ALL wrote that songs? I haven’t been getting any royalties.
7 hours ago: “A pantry is a simply good but also eternally wonderful thing to have”
Well, unless it’s empty. Which is just depressing.
7 hours ago: “Sometimes I feel like the oldest twisted tree crone&sometimes I feel like the freshest woman ever who is so fresh that she is almost a fruit”
You need a Nutribullet. Those things make great juice.
7 hours ago: “My mom just sang the lines “PPL can be so cold. Theyll hurt u&desert u, they’ll take yr soul if u let them”to a 3yr old.NUCLEAR JAMES TAYLOR”
Jenny is on Twitter a lot.
7 hours ago: “WHY DONT ALL OF MY FRIENDS FEEL THIS WAY ABOUT ME https://instagram.com/p/6ioMEDuqWM/”
You mean, like that little girl, force people to turn their heads and say your name?
4 hours ago: “I HAVE ENCOUNTERED SO MANY WEAK & IGNORANT MEN IN AIRPORTS”
Well, at least we’re all not yelling on twitter.
4 hours ago: “When the man wouldnt share the outlet w me BC his phone wasnt FULLY charged I wanted 2 yell U R NOT KIND OR BRAVE&THEREFORE NOT VIABLE 4 SEX”
Look, you weren’t going to join the mile high club with him for an outlet, y’know, unless he looked like Brad Pitt or something.
3 hours ago: “Thank goodness the lady next 2 me on plane ate ALL OF THE WORLDS GARLIC bc I couldnt remember if I could panic-gag anymore but YUH HUH I CAN”
Yeah, I’ll miss garlic.
1 hour ago: “Is it narcissism to say that I often am sure that I am the world’s biggest fool”
If it’s like your 50th tweet of the day, yes.
Okay, let’s rate Jenny’s many tweets. I give her an 8 for Style, a 9 for Insanity and a 10 for Mustness. That’s an overall score of 9. Follow Jenny.
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