Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die!  Today’s contestant is Jenny Slate, funny in so many things, but especially Parks & Rec and the Kroll Show.  Let’s see what she’s tweeting.

@jennyslate

15 hours ago:  “I can’t describe what it’s like to see tiny ppl enjoy this type of music. Do they know what any of…

Nah, it’s just their young little nerves getting accustomed to bad radio.

15 hours ago:  “I forgot that I love Bonnie Raitt and im sorry and I will never forget it again

You monster!

11 hours ago:  “”What did they say? What did she say? What?” THIS IS THE MAJORITY OF FAMILY CONVO WHY CANT ANYONE HEAR ANYTHING?”

I’m guess, bad car acoustics.

10 hours ago:  “Not to have perfect musical preferences but my favorite song is “The Diarrhea Song” by Everyone”

We ALL wrote that songs?  I haven’t been getting any royalties.

7 hours ago:  “A pantry is a simply good but also eternally wonderful thing to have”

Well, unless it’s empty.  Which is just depressing.

7 hours ago:  “Sometimes I feel like the oldest twisted tree crone&sometimes I feel like the freshest woman ever who is so fresh that she is almost a fruit”

You need a Nutribullet.  Those things make great juice.

7 hours ago:  “My mom just sang the lines “PPL can be so cold. Theyll hurt u&desert u, they’ll take yr soul if u let them”to a 3yr old.NUCLEAR JAMES TAYLOR”

Jenny is on Twitter a lot.

7 hours ago:  “WHY DONT ALL OF MY FRIENDS FEEL THIS WAY ABOUT ME

You mean, like that little girl, force people to turn their heads and say your name?

4 hours ago:  “I HAVE ENCOUNTERED SO MANY WEAK & IGNORANT MEN IN AIRPORTS”

Well, at least we’re all not yelling on twitter.

4 hours ago:  “When the man wouldnt share the outlet w me BC his phone wasnt FULLY charged I wanted 2 yell U R NOT KIND OR BRAVE&THEREFORE NOT VIABLE 4 SEX”

Look, you weren’t going to join the mile high club with him for an outlet, y’know, unless he looked like Brad Pitt or something.

3 hours ago:  “Thank goodness the lady next 2 me on plane ate ALL OF THE WORLDS GARLIC bc I couldnt remember if I could panic-gag anymore but YUH HUH I CAN”

Yeah, I’ll miss garlic.

1 hour ago:  “Is it narcissism to say that I often am sure that I am the world’s biggest fool”

If it’s like your 50th tweet of the day, yes.

Okay, let’s rate Jenny’s many tweets.  I give her an 8 for Style, a 9 for Insanity and a 10 for Mustness.  That’s an overall score of 9.  Follow Jenny.

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