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Cheese to Get More Specific Directions for Dumbasses

Government Does Usual Bang Up Job

Formerly Free Internet Thing Will Continue to Try and Get Money

Robots Building Their Way Up to Humans

Liberia Perfectly Safe

Wedding Becomes Awesome

Racism 2.0

Idiots Love Selfies

Kickstarter Still Has Money

England Needs More Wankers