Super Frat

The Pope is coming to Philly and the news stations here won’t stop talking about it.  He seems like a nice Pontiff, but he’s going to be screwing up traffic for weeks.  Here now are ten things you’ll never see him wear.

1.  Assless chaps
2. A Black Sabbath T-shirt
3. Beer baseball hat
4. A onesie
5. Body paint
6. A mini-bikini
7. A leather corset
8. Any cosplay outfit
9. Sexy underwear
10. A strap-on