Ira’s Drunken Recipes: Slim Jim
on October 12, 2015 at 12:59 pm
Ingredients: Five beers, 3/4 of a bottle of off-brand tequila, Slim Jim
Step One: Drink five beers.
Step Two: Drink tequila.
Step Three: Realize it’s time for your Randy “The Macho Man” Savage imitation.
Step Four: Snap into a Slim Jim. Mmm!
Step Five: Pass out.
Step Six: Dream of setting a world record with delicious meat.