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Diabetes on the Rise

Awesome Car Becomes More Awesome

War Monger Honored for Doing Non-War Monger Things

Randy Quaid Still Not on Reality Show

Old Man’s Meth Lab Uncovered

Cow to Sue for $25 Million

My Name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.

Sleazy Music Conducive to Shopping

Obama Officially Becomes a Bush

Jackin’ it at Lunch Approved