Oct17

Ten Halloween Costume You’ll Never See

by tonyd on October 17, 2015 at 1:17 am

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  1.  Captain Abortion: The Pro-Choice Superhero
  2. A Local Sex Offender
  3. Naked and Covered in Leeches
  4. Anatomically Correct Chicago Cubs Mascot
  5. Guy with Scabies
  6. Asphalt-Colored Body Suit (That makes you invisible when crossing the street.)
  7. Donald Hump (porn version of Donald Trump)
  8. Police Brutality Victim (too likely to become real)
  9. ISIS Door-to-door Jihad Recruiter
  10. Your mom’s camel toe
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