Super Frat

Yesterday’s snafu derailed the Rewritten News halfway through writing it.  Anyway, here’s a full day’s worth of nonsense.

Shorts Apparently Too Adanvced

Free Fun Offered

Movie Franchise Finally Ends

Woman Has Gambling Problem

Chris Christie Too Fat to Ride Packed Plane

Cops Touch Pieces of Fingers

And Bambi’s Skeleton Too

Pinky and the Brain Live!

Dude Has Most Awesome Name

Disease Carrying Vermin Know Disease