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Trump’s Schlong in the News

Woman Doesn’t Understand Men

Entertainer Actually Makes Miss Universe Interesting

Cops Use T-shirt as Confidential Informant

U.S. Slowly Trying to Capture Everyone

Religion Desperately Trying to Be Hip

Another Pig Runs for Office

Seth McFarlane Works For Cops

Man Escapes Communist Oppression for Almost Three Days

Wile E. Coyote Still Screwing Up