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Chicago Man Wants People to Talk Again

Future Presidential Candidate Begins TV Career

Famous Celebrities Killing and Eat Each Other

Lobster Dinner to be Twice as Delicious

Justice Official Pretends He Cares About Privacy

Zombie Can’t Catch Break

Politician Announces Something We Already All Knew He’d Do

Man Has Piece You Need

Dr. Giggles Lives

Shaggy Loses His Shit