Twitter in Focus: Tommy Chong
on March 30, 2016 at 12:01 amHey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contestant is everyone’s favorite stoner, Tommy Chong! Let’s see what he’s tweeting.
18 hours ago: “Apparently they use marijuana cannons to shoot pot over the border walls in Mexico.”
Everyone together, “Thank you Mexico!”
18 hours ago: “Where can I buy a marijuana cannon for my backyard”
No, Tommy! You need a net to catch the shots.
9 hours ago: “Donald Trumps campaign manager just got charged for battery for beating up a reporter.”
Yeah, I saw that. Seems a bit excessive considering the video.
9 hours ago: “Always remember if you see someone grumpy at the airport it may just be because all the drugs they’re sneaking up their butt on the plane.”
Yeah and then later the smoke is gonna smell like ass.
9 hours ago: “Make some more National Debt Memes – https://instagram.com/p/BDiuMy8uPTz/”
Ha! Nice.
6 hours ago: “Drug dealers should dress up as pizza guys”
I dunno. The could be pretty confusing if you’re stoned.
4 hours ago: “Geraldo did the best TRUMP impression especially when he was the first to be eliminated.”
Geraldo is dead?!
4 hours ago: “Kanye West made TIDAL go 2x platinum.”
Well, I guess Kickstarter works.
3 hours ago: “Taco Cat is Taco Cat backwards. #TacoTuesday”
Aw. I was hoping a cat would bring me tacos.
2 hours ago: “Is Cali ready? #ChongsChoice #CaliforniasChoice ”
I would rate this cannabis…highly! Hahahahaha!
2 hours ago: “Obi Wan your stash is our only hope.”
Obi Wan was a weed dealer? Hmm, no wonder three of the movies didn’t make sense. Obi was probably high as balls.
27 minutes ago: “A new study says over 60% of Americans now believe pot should be fully legal. What a time to be alive.”
I’m surprised it’s that low.
March 26th: (pinned) “My twitter grows 420 followers per day.”
Nice!
Okay, let’s rate Tommy’s tweets. Funny, even without being high. I give him a 10 for Style, an 8 for Insanity and a 10 for Mustness. That’s an overall score of 9.3. You gotta follow Chong!
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