Apr15

Rewritten Headlines: Apes to Sausage Smuggler

by tonyd on April 15, 2016 at 12:01 am

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Planet of the Apes Sequel in Works

Guilt Overwhelms Old Man

Salty Snack Saves Life

Fugitive Seafood Escapes

Beautiful People Spawning

Brothers Continue to be Assholes to Siblings

Robots Coming to McDonald’s

Dick Cheney Getting Weird

Godzilla Awakens

Sausage Smugglers Stopped

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