Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die!  Today’s contestant is comedian Andrew Santino.  Let’s see what he’s tweeting.

@CheetoSantio

March 28th:  “Young Metro…Goldwyn-Mayer

Obligatory cat tweet.  Everybody gets one.

March 30th:  “Knock, knock Who’s there? It’s me, Hollywood Well! Come on in, my place is a mess, but that’s why you’re here right?!?”

Every time Hollywood comes to my door, it just takes the welcome mat and leaves.

April 1st:  

Ha.  Nice!

April 13th:  “Do us all a favor, if your Snapchat name is honeybunny143 at least put your picture on your icon so we know who the fuck you are”

But I want all my ass pics to be anonymous.

April 14th:  “Umm…DISMISS

C’mon, I’m sure Amber had an important reason for this.

April 14th:  “So…this is a racist emoji right??? 😑

Only if it’s followed by a tiny little white hood.

April 15th:  “Tonight at at 10pm my arch nemesis Andrew Santo will be performing. Come watch me ridicule him.

Hey, it’s a comedy club. They only get so many letters.  How do you think Eugene Mirman feels when they run out of E’s?!

April 15th:  “Rap Names Drake = Aubrey, Common = Lonnie, Future = Nayvadius, Fetty Wap = Willie, A$ap Ferg = Darold, Riff Raff = Horst, G-Eazy = Gerald

And Ice-T equals Tracy.  Anyway you slice it, these guys changed their names for a reason.

April 16th:  “BOTH THESE DUDES JUST SAW THE SCORE

Sports can be sad.

April 19th:  “I’m voting for Ted Cruz because he looks like tapioca pudding Also, Bernie Sanders is a joke and Hillary is a coffee table”

Well, at least you thought it through.

April 19th:  “Welcome to Los Angeles, may I see your shitty tattoo? Great! Come on in!”

Dammit!  A new requirement?  Thanks a lot, TSA!

April 21st:  “My only wish is that everyone posts a picture of prince on Instagram today”

I don’t get why people are making such a big deal about the royal family this week.

April 23rd:  “The only way to watch

Yeah, without those cabinets, you might think you weren’t in a basement watching Canadians beat each other.

April 25th:  “One day I’m going to hit a speed bump while chugging this massive bottle of Pellegrino and it’s going to knock out my front teeth

Preemptively remove the teeth.  Problem solved.

Okay, let’s rate Andrew’s tweets.  Strange, minimum plugs, definitely a mix of material and random stuff.  I give Andrew an 8 for Style, an 8 for Mustness and a 9 for Insanity.  That’s an overall score of 8.3.  Follow Andrew.

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