Ten Things I Expect From the New Season of Game of Thrones
on April 30, 2016 at 12:04 amNow that Game of Thrones is back, but the books are done, the TV writers have taken over. The show is now paced more like a regular TV show, unfortunately. Here now are ten other things I expect from the new season of Game of Thrones.
- Guest star, Danny DeVito introduced as new king with a foot fetish.
- Product placement of plushies based on main characters.
- Texting prompt to vote whether or not a character will die horribly.
- Spinoff show on Animal Planet to focus on nothing but dragons.
- Tyrion Lannister to drink nothing but Diet Coke.
- New credit sequence featuring a cover of the theme song by Lil’ Wayne.
- PC episode explains all the people who died were actually horrible people.
- Characters to say, “Gosh darn it!” whenever something goes wrong.
- Crossover with Marvel Comics characters in season finale.
- Walking Dead writers brought in to completely destroy show.