May06

Rewritten Headlines: Pants Snake to Philly Jesus

by tonyd on May 6, 2016 at 12:01 am

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Just Happy to See You

School Not Smarter Than 7 Year-old

Sheiks to Buy Weather

Dumbasses Don’t Understand Country’s Own Currency

Old Men Yell at Politician

Michigan Cops Apparently Too Bored to Fight Real Crime

Nerd Museum Runs on Quarters

Most Likely to be a Sex Offender

Country Burns to the Ground

Carpenter Fallen on Hard Times

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