Twitter in Focus: Ryan Reynolds
on August 31, 2016 at 12:01 amHey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die. Today’s contestant is Deadpool, AKA: Ryan Reynolds. Let’s see what he’s tweeting.
August 26th: “I’m still trying to get out of dinner meetings I had years ago.”
Go for a poop and never come back. It’s what I do, even when I’m not at a meeting.
August 27th: “See this film… Margo Martindale is a HURRICANE. One of the best performances I’ve ever seen.”
K. I’ve learned to just listen to celebrities. They’re so famous and wise.
August 28th: “Someone should bottle the unspeakable emotional terrorism between Brides and Maids of Honor. Then pour it on our enemies.”
That’s too cruel. What about just acid in the face?
August 28th: “It’s 2016. I’m not going to start drinking regular milk just because some asshat has a problem with public breastfeeding at the beach.”
We have similar prudes in NJ that need “bathing suits”.
August 29th: “Turns out Game of Thrones is NOT historically accurate. Apologies for calling my idiot 6 year old nephew an imbecile.”
What?! Have I been celebrating King’s Landing Day for nothing?!
August 29th: “It’s important kids eat 5 servings of vegetables daily. Even if childhood is just a dress-rehearsal for extraordinary adult suffering.”
You’re so wrong. You don’t want to encourage them to poop any more than they do.
Okay, let’s rate Ryan’s tweets. He’s definitely kicked up his game. Funny and relentless. I give him a 9 for Mustness, a 9 for Insanity and a 9 for Style. I give Ryan a 9, follow Deadpool.
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