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Rewritten Headlines: Absolute E.T. to Michigan Sasquatch

by tonyd on October 7, 2016 at 12:01 am

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Aliens Want Vodka

World Leader Does Understandable Thing

Lex Luthor Phones It In

Space Trying to Kill Us

Climate Change Making Natives Angry

WW3 Just in Time for Christmas

Hipsters Form Political Party

God Hates Florida

Big Foot Unemployed

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