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Silent But Very Deadly

Politician to Explore Self Pardoning Legislation

Delicious Animals Begging to be Killed and Eaten

Hell Freezes Over

People Way Into Pot

Americans Mysteriously Can’t Sleep

Bigfoot Man on Campus

White House to Get Slot Machines

K is for Knife, Which is Good Enough for Me

We’re All Gonna Die

Fat Guy Moves to Russia