Jan21
Ten Things I Learned From Eating Gold Fish Crackers Over Doritos
on January 21, 2017 at 12:01 am
- My fingers don’t orange.
- No mysterious “spicy” fish to ruin eating experience.
- Don’t have to be stoned to enjoy them.
- Easy to steal bag from babies who always have them.
- Dropping fish cracker under couch attracts far less ants.
- Can be added to chowder or soup without criticism.
- Practically health food compared to Doritos.
- Pepperidge Farm remembers that I like mild cheesy goodness.
- Fish crackers rarely break into tiny little triangles.
- Takes twice as long to feel bloated and hate myself after eating a bag.
