Mar11
Ten Things I’d Like to See on Mars by 2033
on March 11, 2017 at 12:01 am
Congress just passed a bill to fund NASA to get people to Mars. Here’s who I’d like to see go.
- Matt Damon (to see his Martian skills and Jason Bourne skills combine)
- Anyone that changes their Facebook profile picture more than once a month.
- Samuel L. Jackson (because it’s the only thing he hasn’t been in)
- Hillary Clinton (maybe she can run for president there)
- People that insist on pronouncing their common name like it was different. Like pronouncing “Michelle” like “Mik-elly”.
- The inventor of this.
- Tony Romo (the less gravity could allow him to continue as a quarterback)
- Taylor Swift (because I’m just sick of her)
- George W. Bush (anything to get him off of talk shows here)
- Anyone that has ever mistook an Onion headline as a real news item.
