Apr10
Ten Things You’ll Never See in a Nigerian Prince Scam Email
on April 10, 2017 at 12:01 am
- “Oh, man. I am too high to be scamming you right now.”
- “I can send you ten blood diamonds as proof I’m a prince.”
- “I heard the U.S. has amazing penis medicine. Is that true?”
- “Click this link to see the naked Nigerian Prince webcam!”
- “Please pass along this scam to ten other people or you run the risk of no one being scammed.”
- “I’m aiming an AK-47 right at my computer screen, so pay up!”
- “Look, Africa is really messed up. Even if you sent like 50 cents, we could feed like 100 people.”
- “Hey, we don’t have any doctors here. If I send you a pic of my rash, can you diagnose me?”
- “I attached some Family Guy erotic fan fiction. Could you give me some feedback?”
- “Hey, could you forward this to Donald Trump? He seems pretty dumb.”
