May20
Ten Things I Expect if Trump Goes to Jail
on May 20, 2017 at 1:34 am
- He’ll be forced to beat up Anthony Weiner on his first day.
- Issued an extra bunk for his toupee.
- Will host reality show to pick best cellmate.
- Already has tons of cred to join White Supremacist Gang.
- Will leverage cigarette holdings to purchase entire cellblock.
- Dominates the TV room by constantly watching “The Apprentice” reruns.
- Insists all his prison guards must be family members.
- Casino games replace books in prison library.
- Insists conjugal visits with Melania catered by prison steakhouse.
- Prison forced to build wall between Trump supporters and Mexican Mafia.
