Ira’s Drunken Recipes: Guacamole
on May 29, 2017 at 12:23 amIngredients: 6 Avocados, garlic powder, white vinegar, cilantro, onion, tomato, lime, tequila, salt, one girlfriend, one bag of nachos.
Step 1: Get into a fight with your girlfriend.
Step 2: Drink half a bottle of tequila.
Step 3: Start eating nachos to get something in your stomach.
Step 4: Decide that nachos need guacamole.
Step 5: Get out garlic powder, white vinegar, an onion, tomato and the rest of your lime and salt.
Step 6: Dice onion and tomato.
Step 7: Mix ingredients.
Step 8: Realize you have no avocados.
Step 9: Place tequila bottle in paper bag.
Step 10: Take bus to supermarket while sipping tequila.
Step 11: Stagger into supermarket and buy avocados.
Step 12: Finish bottle of tequila. Pass out waiting for bus.
Step 13: Wake up after buses stop running.
Step 14: Walk back to campus, realize the avocados are at bus stop.