Jun10
Ten Things I’d Like to See as Apps
on June 10, 2017 at 2:07 am
- An app that negates the sound of babies crying.
- An app that allows you to filter political tweets.
- An app that starts a timer which countdowns how long you have until the commercials are over.
- An app that counts things like the Rainman.
- An app that keeps track of how long you’ve played games on your phone and hectors you to do something more useful with you life.
- An app that allows you to talk through your phone with any foreign accent.
- An app judges when the porn you’re watching is getting too depraved.
- An app that rates your farts by smell, sound and length of time.
- An app that says inspiring things to you at random intervals.
- An app logs all your mistakes and points out when you’re going to repeat one.
